well today i had to go run various errands in town involving (but not limited to) picking up paycheck, dropping off preregistration junk at the hospital, paying for childbirth classes, getting some tests run at the doctors office, mailing maternity leave stuff to the tribe, paying car payment, bank, getting lunch.


well, im in line at subway and i start to brown out. i wake up on the floor with an awesome fat lip, promptly faint again im told. next thing i remember is im in a chair and andrew is there (i guess i gave them his number at work) and teh paramedics are taking me to the hospital.

they run a slew of tests, my doctor looks like tim curry circa 1976(seriously all i could think about was how perfect of a frank he'd dress up as)




they think the baby was sitting on a vein and not enough blood was getting to my head for a few seconds. they gave me fluids, ran some more tests and sent me on my way.


the baby and i are fine.
go team.


ps - all attempts to check said spawn on belly were met with kicking from the aforementioned captain wombtastic.

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ill be 37 weeks pregnant at the time...
id skip my own baby shower for this show.

"a mans integrity should be based on his ability to do high kicks ,fight ninjas, the ability to look dapper in a tuxedo, quote stuff and do the robot."


in other news, ive found 99% of my yard, it was under the 8feet of snow that was hangin out since december.
The only stuff left is about the consistency of a snow cone.


i also made enchilladas for dinner.

its snowing
again




i think ill take a nap

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours and tag people. Use the first letter of your name to respond to each of the following. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You can't use any word twice and you can't use your name for the girl's name.

1. Your name: Beth

2. A four letter word: Born

3. A girl's name: Bertha

4. An occupation: Baker

5. A color: blue

6. Something you wear: brazier

7. A food: Brisket

8. Something found in the bathroom: bathtub

9. A place: bermuda

10. A reason for being late: yboot

11. Something you shout: BOOYASHAKA

12. A movie title: back to the future

13. Something you drink: booze

14. A musical group: boyz 2 men?

15. An animal: butterfly

16. A street name: beaumont

17. A type of car: "L" Car

18. The title of a song: "Let's Get It On"

this isnt the one who passed away last week but the one in Connecticut
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so is anyone else obsessed with rupauls drag race?

1. Beth once karate chopped her way through a bring wall using only her mind.
2. Beth once ate her weight in concrete to prove a point
3. Beth broke up with the red hot chili peppers due to californication
4. Beth was once the captain of a sailing vessel called the s.s. booty
5. Beth has taught her dog to be on the lookout for bandits
6. Beth once threatened to sell a small child to slave labor
7. Beth was once given an official title of "ghent advisor to skinheads about feeling and shit"
8. Beth makes better pancakes and blt's than you do
9. Beth can figure out a mixer for any booze given a moments notice
10. Beth misses beer more than certain people.
11. Beth has read 20 books in a month totaling 8,032 pages to prove a point.
12. Beth feels more at home in concrete and glass
13. Beth would wear a skirt or dress everyday if she could and it wasnt f-in freezing
14. Beth thinks overuse of curse words is tacky and thinks people could find way more creative ways of expressing angst usually if they had the time
15. Beth likes people she doesn't have to talk to to hang out with and can just bs lounge with.
16. Beth has been told on multiple occasions she is the perfect woman.
17. Beth wanted to be a fairy princess until she was 7.
18. Beth looks as cats more as roomates who stiff her on rent than pets
19. Beth doesn't consider itty bitty dogs actual dogs but a weird cat dog hybrid who are around mainly for attitude and cute factor. kind of like your neighbor or cousins annoying kid who you dont want to tell to go home or something.
20. Beth spend on average ten minutes getting ready for a day here.
21. Beth's current job makes her feel like she is dressing in pajamas to go to work. Which she pretty much is.
22. Beth can make magic food.
23. Beth has almost every mix tape or mix cd she has ever been made.
24. Beth misses scarecrow most of all.
25. Beth can memorize almost any song she hears more than three times.

OMH- ok so, my friend niki was wicked trashed, i picked her up and took her home, asking my friend if he put her in the house and she was safe , he said yes...well he just got her to the door and opened the door. about 3 hours later i get a text asking if im awake... followed by "OMH I JUST MADE OUT WITH MY NEIGHBOR"
so i use omh when i feel its appropriate.

that and hot business....

actually i explain most of what i say because really i come up with some random crap and bitches around here dont understand things like hurricane parties and "hey sailors"

yeah, i use hey sailor whenever someone starts skankin it up.
and having to explain that is weird to me.
regional slang i suppose

oh, and because of your story i use pizza pizza party a lot mainly because it amuses me

so the way im gaining weight with the pregnancy after losing all the weight is i just kind of look like im chunking up again.

this bothers me.
i can feel how my contours have changed under the skin however with clothes on i just look gross and pudgy.

when did i get worried about this.
oh yeah, i know, when i spent years of my life trying to lose weight and get healthy. now i almost feel like that was for... well i dont know for what.

or i may just be hormonal and paranoid.

i need a pedicure and a bubble bath.

that will happen after i watch this documentary on hunter s thompson